How is she fitting it under that white hood, that's what I'd like to know. It must be like the TARDIS underneath there.

So who's excited for this? I know I am.

It's the holy man in the tale of The Good Samaritan again - unwilling to get his white holy robes dirty or stained even when his own creed commands him to help others.

How much nicer would the world be if democratic house debates was conducted in song?

Your 3 year old should replace Simon Cowell on Xfactor. Imagine how much the daily mood of the world would be improved. That she sounds like she has a much, much better understanding of performance then Simon is merely an added bonus.

I'm genuinely looking forward to seeing this. The whole story is essentially 3rd hand through the lens of people trying to protect their own reps, but if this is done right I think it'll be required reading for future students of political history. The fantastic cast fills me with much hope.

So Mrs Colbert had 11 kids and still managed to raise at least - at least - one as awesome as Stephen?

In my experience thin mints are a more then sufficient aphrodisiac by themselves without having to include any foreign medications or herbs to the tradition recipe.

You know you're in trouble when "he didn't know they were prostitutes" is the best thing your own, I'm assuming very expensive, lawyer can come up with. That's on the "they can't tell I've eaten this bit of muffin if I eat the same bit from all the other muffins" level of defensive logic.

They also have special "promotion" tyres from Pirelli that are different from the race variants so they can't get any sneaky data outside of official testing/events.

I'm genuinely quite impressed how much larvae come out of that thing.

A can't help but notice that each and every candidate has always seemed like a good idea to Republican voters until they actually threaten to win.

I'll be okay with this if it's something along the lines of the Doctor & Co appearing on the bridge of the USS Enterprise - which is odd, because that's just a TV show surely? Meta-shennanigans ensue.

Has Io9 covered the Black Mirror series yet? I would've thought they would be right up it's ally.

Fuck this, I'm going back to the bunny.

Sorry "dad", reflex action.

I can honestly say I was not expecting the joke that was coming to be that good. Consider my tickets booked.

Aww, look at the sweet little crittOHSWEETJESUSIT'SONMYFACEGETITOFFGETITOFFGETIT...

Is it wrong I now have the lyric "Move bitch, get out of my way" on a constant loop in my head? I don't even like that song.

It's been my observation that the really good drivers when the conditions get rough are the mothers and minimum wagers in beat up old Ford & VW coupes. These are the people who know what the conditions are because they have to drop the kids and they have to get to work no matter what and can't afford an incident, and…