In her defence, there is a really fantastic Catwoman film out there, somewhere, waiting to be made. Obviously that wasn't it, but that's show business for you.

That's not even a sentence.

Although it's disheartening that she had to develop cancer to develop an understanding of what was achieved, I think it must have taken some guts to admit it quite so publicly.

The Mario Kart titles are the only games I've ever found to engender a murderous lust, usually for vengeance and usually against good, life-long friends. Or people I thought were my friends, until they picked up that blue shell as I was feet from the finish line. It's the screaming that really haunts you...

All this vintage newsreel footage has ever taught me is that modern news reporters aren't even fractionally snarky enough.

Hang on, let me just get the Cakensmoosher.

Looking at the remaining candidates, I'll be surprised if a Republican wins the Republican nomination.

According to Kotaku he quoted Pokemon again, leaving me still convinced that this whole thing has simply been an elaborate Borat-esque troll. Apparently his 9-9-9 tax plan may have been a Sim City inspiration too. On Monday he'll pull off his face mask on Good Morning America and it'll be Sasha Baron Cohen after all.…

I'm not religious but I was raised religiously. "Pro-Life" supporters remind me of the holy man in the tale of the Good Samaritan - the one on his way to temple in his preacher's robes and passes over the bleeding Israelite, despite his faith telling him otherwise, for fear of staining them. The Samaritan is the one…

Hearted.

Working in retail I can affirm this wholeheartedly.

Admittedly, no-one in their right mind would actually pay money for anything Hollister produce.

My first thought precisely.

This looks fantastic - I'm particularly impressed they've sourced some genuine Scottish accents and at least one half-decent voice coach. And not a Gerard Butler to be seen or heard anywhere.

I think it's been like this for years, Herman Cain is just a visible symptom that's appeared recently. Like herpes.

See you later Silvio - don't accidentally trip up and get your head caught in a bear trap or anything...

This was always going to happen wasn't it? Some seemed genuinely convinced that he was going to turn water into wine and the streets into gold. Now they're disappointed he's merely done an above-average (I would argue, though some things could be better clearly) job of it.

I followed a link from a deviantart page and ended up at... this. The lighting and soundtrack are very fine but I think many on Jezebel may appreciate certain elements more then I. :p

When I was about seven years old I was repeatedly and violently set upon by a gang of three in the playground. I told my teacher who simply told me "deal with it yourself." So the next time they had backed into a corner a lashed out with a shoe and caught one of them in the gut. So they told their teacher and I was…

This sort of thing just makes me feel sad. I hate the idea of someone loosing their life from being so desperate to conform to some stupid social "ideal" or so used to having poisonous substances injected into them for that same reason. Yeah, ok, it's really really stupid but so is the whole bullshit culture that's…