That's a very American thing - I had to do a search just to make sure of what you meant in the question.

Pro tip: If you are having an argument with Piers Morgan and people are siding with him, you really should just stop.

I literally have no idea why I would want to insert a foreign object into my urethra.

The main thing that bothers me is that most of the Republican field seems to have no obvious interest in actually becoming President. What Santorum said are not the words of someone who actually gives a damn about the nomination, even if they believe that kind of bull privately.

That one fascinates me. What's the context? What could it possibly be?

I would feel much happier in the world if that was a real headline, and I live in hope.

Am I the only one who read that as "Thrusts Stadium"?

I'm drawn to the last line in that statement - "the devastating impact of such a life-changing decision." Because all abortions are bad and "devastating". Sure, many abortions are needed to save the life of a mother. Many abortions are needed when the economic status of the mother makes it impossible for her to raise…

Loving how much money and weapons we handed to this dillhole over the years. We do know a winner when we see one don't we?

I'm only a casual (though long time) classical music fan, but I wouldn't give a damn what any of the musicians were wearing. It's music. The musicians can dress up in clown shoes and forest foliage for all it matters to me. If the entire orchestra stuck root vegetables in their asses because that's what it takes to…

This has been my 2am comedown for a while now.

Best £5 a month I've ever spent.

"Where we're going, we won't need roads!"

Been reading up on Rebecca West, good lord this woman was fabulous. [www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk]

Whatever you're doing, stop it and look at this for a while. A few hours or so should do it I reckon.

We didn't get this show in the UK 'till the late 90s dontyaknow, television syndication being what it was not without all the digital channels and such like, blah-blah yakkity-shmakkity.

This is all deeply, deeply conflicting.

I look forward to tomorrow's Daily Mail.

Yes I can see it now: couples filing along the street in their normal everyday clothes still rumpled from the dryer. Tax return forms and Daily Mail articles about "the state of the family" flung confetti into the crowds. Later in the day people line their nice, normal children up and passive aggressively compare…

Good stuff, though Pete Campbell's Bitchface will still forever be my one true love.