Wheels, what a stupid question. I wear old tattered clothes, but my car has new shoes.

Ya, but FWD

Hey Patrick. Did ever make it to the Bethesda C&C? I usually go every other weekend and meet up with Clay and Dudley. Anyway, I figured I would let you know about another sort of local event that would be worth the drive for you. Hunt Valley C&C is having their early summer gathering. This is one of the big ones. I…

There isn't going to be a new GT500

You didn't do your reading. The new Viper was designed with the ZR1 in mind. Ralph mentioned it in Motor Trend's WOT. Chrysler bought their very own ZR1 and studied it extensively to ensure that the Viper could and would out perform it. They are direct competitors, the Viper just doesn't have a base model.

Ferrari also sells 7000 units annually. So as exclusive as you think they are, they are making a killing.

Really? You can't possibly believe that. If Ralph could, he would sell enough Vipers to make them more common than a Prius. The Viper was never about exclusivity. That lies in the owner that made the decision to buy the car in the first place. They are a rare breed. Unfortunately, there aren't enough of them left and…

Yep, I've got the disease that is owning a 2002. Mine's a 71. Do you have any pictures of your 02.

The 02s are overpriced on there.

Fortunately my dad raised me right.

I check every time I go to a hobby shop. Have yet to find an 02. I used a Testors Spray can on the last car I did. Wasn't too bad. Never finished it because it was a shitty model so I didn't put on clear.

I'm hoping for a 2002. It sounds reasonable. But so do a lot of other cars like the 240Z.

It's selling for $100

Yes, I did. Thanks to Mike Spinelli and Matt Farah.

Doesn't exactly mean he should sell them all. Obviously the guy has taste and likes cars. You would think he would keep a few gems and not just see them all as investments.

2002 owners. Granted, the two that have been the most helpful were mentioned in your article. Clay and Dudley.

It's a car that doesn't burn gas while sitting in traffic. It's not necessarily hauling more than one person. And these people are smug enough. So, why the hell do they get to use the HOV?

My car would like to voice it's opinion

GO FUCK YOU STEP-AUNT, ASSHOLE

Lolz. Glad I started in the digital age. No more inconspicuous VHSs.