I’m glad there aren’t people all over the world tracking how often I cry in public and why....

I know people always say it’s a blessing to be mistaken for being much younger than you are, but I’ve only ever found it annoying. I was recently carded at a restaurant, and I’m 36. My family was all like “that’s such a compliment!” whereas I see it as “isn’t anyone ever going to see me as an adult?”

I had drinks with a old friend tonight. Hadn’t caught up in ages, so was showing the obligatory kid pics. Got the usual, “Wow, they look just like their Dad!” In desperation for pictorial validation, I showed him my high school graduation pic (that my Mom dug up a few weeks ago). I shit you not, he said, “Whoa, I…

I was called “oven” by my friends after my kids were born, because that was the extent of my contribution. I feel ya.

Reese and her daughter look gorgeous and make me jealous that none of my kids resemble me in the slightest.

I am sitting here, at dawn, watching my country put worker’s rights, human rights, equality and protection for the disabled, and the UK economy on a bonfire, for the sake of some Union-jack-bunting “patriotism”, on the say-so of ghouls like Farage and Duncan-Smith. (Whatever happens next won’t touch them. They will…

I can only hope that my baby girl has epic bitchface like Lyanna Mormont. People talk shit about it, but it’s a skill bestowed upon only the most badassed women.

Ok, but here’s my thing: isn’t she still married to Tyrion?

So if she is pregnant with Ramsay’s kid, that makes Ramsay’s kid an extramarital bastard.

If she is pregnant, I want someone to red-priestess Ramsay back for five minutes to tell him that his only progeny is also a Snow, and then feed him to the dog a second…

Only before 24 weeks and if the father is Ramsey Bolton. You have to have an “in” with the Maester...

Yeah, I keep seeing a bunch of people speculate on Sansa being pregnant but I’m with you. I don’t believe she is and even if she were, I don’t believe for a red hot second she wouldn’t be drinking moon tea non stop until she was unpregnant.

Good.

Exactly! On the TITLE, freaking main page in big letters...I seriously had been avoiding Facebook and The Guardian (who spoiled Jon Snow for me), and pretty much opening any main page of any newspaper/blog/whatever. Just for clicking on refresh!
This is outright mean, if the author of this article doesn’t apologize,…

Thanks for the headline that spoiled GoT for me. I was reading another article and I refreshed the page and saw this.
Greetings from Europe, where we have to wait a day to get to watch the episode. Eff-you Jezebel, you’re from now on banned from my list of favorite websites to read with my morning coffee.

claiming that he saw Muslims “celebrating in the [streets] during the attack.”

You are greatly missed around these parts, Lindy!

Ooh. Maybe he’s friends with my grad director told her grad students that “once you become a mother you can’t be a scientist.” One of those students was in the process of trying to get pregnant and didn’t know what to say. When she finally told the boss that she was pregnant, said boss walked around a department event…

I work for NASA in an office that works to promote women and girls in STEM so, sadly, I hear this shit a lot. Younger girls especially are like, “Wait, really? It’s okay that I like to dismantle and reassemble robots?”

Thank goodness, really. All that thinking just looks so tiring.

I’M SORRY I JUST KINDA TRIPPED AND STUMBLED AND NOW I’M HERE DOING SCIENCE I’LL LEAVE NOW OK?!

Well gosh darn it ladies. Time to pack it in. The menz said we can’t sit here.