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Government forms. They *always* have questions like this. After my dad died, in filling out his taxes to settle his estate, one of the questions was ...”Did you die during the last year?”

The person asking the questions does not get to hold the baby, alas. Unless the baby can fit through a bank-window slot, in which case there would be other questions.

Especially since Kendall Jenner probably had no involvement in developing the idea and executing it. The ad was terrible and I’m glad Pepsi pulled it. I don’t want to defend it in any way. However, people need to use some introspection and consider that they might direct a disproportionate amount of outrage towards

Yeah, it’s definitely interesting how no one is calling on Pepsi to address this ad pretty much at all or doing any follow up as to how Pepsi could have signed off on this after seeing the final product, yet there is this insistence that Kendall somehow needs to answer for everything. I’ve yet to see any commentary on

I’m a bit surprised how much the progressive media is pointing and laughing at Jenner but pretending Pepsi was an innocent bystander. Have you heard about the ecological disasters in Indonesia and that tens of thousands of children developed respiratory infections? It was the result of palm oil supply chains demanding

The only interesting part of that image to me is the fact that he’s actually holding the bow properly. Have to admit being surprised.

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Unbelievable, from hundreds of miles away, all of which hit, amazing, so incredible, it’s brilliant, it’s genius, our technology, our equipment is better than anybody by a factor of five...

Everyone is distracted by the admittedly shiny comedy gold of the chocolate cake description. Meanwhile this dude can’t remember where he dropped missiles. This means he also doesn’t remember where the photo of the kids his daughter inspired him to “avenge” came from. Every human on earth should be terrified. 

I swear to god the man has early stage Alzheimer’s. The way he speaks, the word salads, lack of vocabulary, the inability to follow a train of thought, all remind me of my late father-in-law early on before he completely lost the ability to speak.

Last week I found out I was being laid off.

It’s pretty great. But she is good about tailoring songs to her voice (as she demonstrates in her advice above.)

The best thing about being an adult is being able to unabashedly love the things I secretly loved in my teens and early twenties. Now excuse me while I go sing every Celine song ever CAUSE I’M YOUR LAAAAAAADYYYYYYYYYY.

I know this was probably a rhetorical question, but her voice is still that amazing because she takes care of it. Proper breath support and rest when needed.

I hid my love of Céline for many, many years. Now that I’m an old I can say without a trace of shame that the Céline show I went to this summer was one of the best I’ve ever been to.

The way he behaves he would go straight to jail over here.

What could you possibly mean by that? Berlin is one of the world’s most international, multi-lingual, progressive cities. You elected this moron. You. Not us.

Wait, if they started sexism and this idiot got it too, and it travels via semen....

You missed the woman’s AWESOME follow up. Bravo!

Are camera men usually miked?