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Polysyllabicus
polysyllabicusbumblebee

My taxes pay this Miller motherfucker’s salary.

Yeah, I normally don’t hold with doxxing, but all this pearl-clutching over losing the moral high ground is a bit much.

Won’t someone think of the nazis?

It’s all relative, doxxing this pathetic piece of shit is still on a moral higher ground than advocating for the brutal indiscriminate separating of children from their parents and locking them up indefinitely.

He’s not available at this time.

Here’s a gift certificate to Kay Jewelers. Go and buy some pearls to clutch.

Counterpoint: this is a great tactic. All he has to do is get a new phone if he’s so bothered by it. If that means he loses half a day of work on being Joseph Goebells reincarnate, that’s a worthy, moral outcome.

One is a crime against humanity. The other is a minor inconvenience to a piece of shit fascist perpetrating that crime.

Fuck you.

Maaaaaan, phone is already off and voicemails have been disabled. 10 minutes after the article was posted. lol

The waiter at that restaurant: “Yes, ma’am. Shall I have the kitchen spit in your food or would you prefer for me to do it here at the table?”

I really think that should be the new all-purpose greeting: “Welcome to Not!Starbucks, Fuck Trump! May I take your order?”

Give that intern a paid job, damnit.

She’s just narrowing down which waste of human existence she’s insulting, there’s so much choice in the Capitol.

I am the non-standard Jez reader (In my opinion at least, white male, 25 and been on Gawker sister sites since I was 17) but was a Gawker Alum who migrated over after The Dark Times. I have ALWAYS hated Chris Hardwick. He was off-putting and gave me the exact same fake funny/date rapey vibe like a guy I went to

Ms. Dykstra just spelled out my story. She’s a brave soul and I’m happy she’s expelling her demons now in her late 20s. I had to wait another decade before I was able to do that.

Funny how the two nerd sites here haven’t put this story up yet...

Managed to defy my low battery:

When I read Hillary’s tweet, I had to look again to make sure it was her. It made me laugh, all she needed was a mic drop GIF.