The Panthers immediately reached out to Kate Beckinsale to see if she wanted her turn for a ride.

They gonna looove Barbie in jail!

Right? I was laughing out loud at that— I imagined her saying “we’re not talking about Aizerbaijan, or anything, I mean jeez”.

She’s daddy’s bag-man for the failed Baku deal, among other things. Don’t be fooled!

lol...I was just thinking that exact thing!

Confirmed:

I mean, who doesn’t vacation with putin’s girlfriend?

“Ha, ha, ha.....I find it all very funny. See how I’m laughing right now....Ha, ha, ha.........I’m laughing because it’s funny, SEE? IT’S SO FUNNY THAT I JUST CANT STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE THERE IS CLEARLY NOTHING THERE TO WORRY ABOUT GODDAMNIT!!!!! IM FINE, YOURE FINE, WERE ALL FINE. WERE ALL JUST SITTING HERE…

I thought we already determined this. Feckless cunt.

Oh really? Then WTF were you doing there in that shitty looking coat you insufferable brain dead bimbo?

yes

LOL “we’re not talking about Iran” - I mean Ivanka did try to open a hotel in Azerbijan with help from money from the Iranian Revolutionary Guard but who can keep track

Ooooh! Here we go again, folks! Let’s take yet another trip down the patented Trump Stages of Denial!

She’s an autonomous definition of vacuous.

I can’t decide: Does she seem more like an actual human encased in a bubble and unable to interact with the outside world, or a replicant with shitty motherboard?

OTOH Joe Manchin stands up in front of her and looks like he’s about to pass out from sheer ecstasy from merely being in the same room as Trump.

This title is dangerously close to clickbait. It makes Seinfeld out like he’s a jerk and trying to screw people. As stated in the article after the click, Jerry didn’t do anything wrong. Jerry is just asking the folks crying that they prove it isn’t what it’s supposed to be. 

Rafi, hi, I really enjoy you! Please note that technically, “late term” is a pregnancy that is past 41 weeks, i.e., after the “due date” so there really is no such thing as a late term abortion as the cases of abortions after even 30 weeks are so, so extremely rare. The anti-choice side has used this rhetoric to get…