You’re forgetting the TAN SUIT!!!1!

What I wouldn’t give to eat Obama fried chicken.

Totally. Never forget that Obama had the audacity to disembark from Marine 1 and salute while holding a coffee. Truly he is history’s greatest monster. 

Fried chicken at least still tastes good when cold.

That practice isn’t limited to back then. I know guys in northern San Diego who make whole “social lives” out of ‘dating’ the girlfriends and wives of marines deployed out of Camp Pendleton.

And after that moment, he would always look away from shameful events.

Ayesha Curry invited the team to her restaurant for a real meal

A (maybe) true Joe Paterno story:

Imagine if Obama had served fast food. Not only would he have been excoriated for “besmirching the dignity of the office of President” or whatever, but we’d still be hearing “WHY DIDN’T HE SERVE FRIED CHICKEN HYUK HYUK” until the end of fucking time.

“You’re not going? Dinner at the White House is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, man!”

Swinney is an absolute trash excuse for a human being but folks from back home in the southern Carolina like him because he wins football games. People like(d) Joe Paterno because he won football games but the only good thing about him is that fact that he’s no longer alive.

LOL. I WAS SERIOUSLY GOING TO WRITE THAT FIRST!!!

*Hamberdler (sorry)

Seeing the Hamburgler serve up cold burgers hard-as-fuck french fries must have been an extra sense of vindication for them.

So, this guy can’t make a speech that could be political at the school buuuuuuuuuuuut the school sends kids decked out in MAGA hats to a political rally.

MAKES SENSE.

Ive always been convinced that if it wanst for his hypocritical love of Ayn Rand (hey Paul, real objectivist of you to pay for your education with your father’s death benefist!) and privileged status, Paul Ryan would had been a serial killer.

This should be the top post. Hell it should be the lede of the damn article. And don’t forget about his lifetime of excellent, government-run, single-payer healthcare. And his government funded pension which kicks in at 50 and would make many CEOs blush.

As someone mentioned up thread, Paul got off on punishing poor people through elected office. Instead killing people with an ax, he used congressional bills and cuts in services.

Still won the primary and made it to the finals.

Ive always been convinced that if it wanst for his hypocritical love of Ayn Rand (hey Paul, real objectivist of you to pay for your education with your father’s death benefist!) and privileged status, Paul Ryan would had been a serial killer.