Can I see your incredible $500 build that’s capable of this? Please show me. I will run out and build it right now!

Dodge Demon people: “But can it pull the front wheels off the ground?!”

Deion’s probably tired of hearing about how he couldn’t tackle. This wouldn’t have been a problem if he had actually tackled anyone.

“Oh nooo he’s running me over again!! auugghh!” XD

He fell into a black hole. That’s spaghettification.

Santa Rosa, Calif., which largely no longer exists.

If there’s one thing I learned from the demo, it’s that truck racing is going to be an absolutely glorious shit show online. I can’t wait!

*Jason gets signed to an NFL contract* *Kaepernick weeps*

A quarterback they don’t want, but a quarterback they kneed

And with that non-committal, half-assed, quasi-supportive tweet, Jed York became the most supportive and progressive NFL owner in the history of the sport.

Watching the video above, you have to cut Bortles some slack....

Hey guys, we found the asshole of the day.

and a good eugoogoolizer?

People compare the idea of signing Kaep to signing Vick, the Rice fiasco, but Kaep committed no crime.

Needless flexing of authority, wild overreaction to immigrant, old and miserable.

At least the truck stood its ground...

Stop trying to corner your lifted vehicle like a sports car, problem solved.

Suzuki, that’s why it was replaced with a rotary.

“that the similarities between the logos could cause confusion for consumers and lead them to believe that the leagues are affiliated, or that the similarities could dilute MLB’s brand and the strength of its own logo.”