I don’t want to see Lonzo fail...I want to see him succeed wildly. But only after he completely cuts his father out of his life, gets him banned permanently from the Staples Center, and admits Big Baller Brand is an extremely stupid name.

I would watch soccer if it were like this all the time.

I know, right? Should be doing their job like protecting them from themselves and then helping them out after they didn’t listen and paid the price. Pigs!

I’m sure that giant ass gun shoots rubber and totally non-lethal bullets...

Coaches were at a loss to explain whose fault the play was, since the players are all nice boys from good families.

I did 11hrs on a motorcycle once, from Kansas City to Denver, so I know all about boring roads. I sang every song I could remember the words to, and delved deeply into every failed relationship.

Why? Than you would have nothing to bitch at me about :)

This is the argument of a mental toddler. By this logic, she should just stay quiet and try to “rise above it,” or some other bullshit.

Pastafarianism is just as valid as any other religion. Don’t call us “atheists” just because you don’t understand our beliefs.

As a courilary: my dad owns a 1966 C2, which he bought second hand from an F-4 phantom pilot in 1969 (it still has a set of Navy pilot wings on the dash, and an F-4 patch decal on one of the windows).

Valkyrie. What a proper, bad ass name for a hyper car.

Either way, it’s a greatly diminished experience on consoles no matter what, just because you don’t have access to all the third party stuff... (Also because it’s not cross-platform.)

How many times did the other driver get shot afterwards?

Not entirely sure how taking less than 5 seconds to go from “Sir, I’m just letting you know I have a gun on me” to “Don’t pull it out! *8 gunshots*” isn’t murder.

If loving a cocaine-colored air-cooled Porsche with rivets and canards is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

Why yes, there’s a whole article above you that tells you!

Subaru: TASTE THE RAINBOW

Mmmmmm.

He was good, friendly, affable, generous man. With a family. A small daughter. Who tortured and killed animals to entertain a mob.

No lie. The TVRs are the murderous creatures that many claim them to be when you turn off all the assists.