Nah, you’re good. 

This works on Belichick if you ask him about punting and special teams from the 1940s. 

Jared Goff knows all that stuff also and could easily explain to reporters the coverage of any team playing them ... with his earpiece in.

If hipster delight includes a ring and 3 straight NL titles in 5 years then hand me my fucking bong and Birkenstocks. This logic is why the franchise can get away w/ making their fans piss in horse troughs while charging $300 to sit on steel bleachers in 105 degree weather. Enjoy the NRA spots on commercial breaks…

Thank god he’s gone. Now maybe the Cubs can finally put together a string of winning seasons and win the World Series.

What an incredibly stupid decision. This is the closing of the window for sure.

They have the non-plausible, but still deployable, deniability that because the phone call didn’t mention the military aid, he didn’t use it as leverage. I suspect that the whistleblower report has the connection via communications of others in the administration that the aid was tied to the Biden ratfucking and…

But now, after the SI article and this, I’m convinced that he’s not right medically.

Good riddance, but if he wants to take Kraft and Roethlisberger with him, I wouldn’t object.

TiVo is still a thing? TiL

Indeed

Wait it out, at some point it will simply become stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

The part about the 11 days that is so hilarious to me is that it would have been plenty passive aggressive just thanking him for his hard work for 11 days, but they went a step further thanking “many people.”

It was the texts on Wednesday night.  Up until then you can play the he said/she said let’s wait until this works it way through courts/NFLs sham of a review policy.  But now we have actual documentation, from 2 days ago, where he is threatening a women.  This is the equivalent of the Ray Rice video.  Once you…

“Yo bruh Mitch on Kinj talkin shit. Gonna needya dig it all up. Lemme know how broke he is.”

Well that escalated, deescalated, escalated and deescalated quickly...

Jerry Jones will convince himself that signing Brown is better than paying Amari Cooper.

😳

Group chat’s gonna be lit tonight

To defend Pitt a bit, in that moment it probably didn’t occur to him that there were other women who had gone through abuse similar to Paltrow from that POS.