And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

Yeah, I doubt there is any contract you can sign in any business where you get $30M guaranteed and then immediately jet off to live in the Mediterranean and never be seen again, while the other side just shrugs their shoulders and says “Oh, well. I guess we have to keep paying him.” I would bet that the “guarantee”…

[cue audience hooting and hollering]

If Terrence Malick and Spike Lee had a baby together, that’s the movie it would make.

If the Raiders did want to drag this out, they could maybe look into the fact that California is a two-party consent state, 

I’ll tell ya what it doesn’t mean:

Hey, remember when the Bears were facing a 1st & 30 and they converted it only for it to get called back on an offensive penalty that put them at 1st & 40? That was awesome.

Aww man, I was excited to see Brown run forty yards downfield then thirty-five yards back to catch Carr’s deep ball.

i mean, the steelers missed the playoffs last year, and the chiefs lost a close game to the patriots in the afc champtionship. would having kareem hunt or lev bell had helped those teams accomplish more? i’d argue yes.

Every stripper I’ve ever seen genuinely wants to fuck me. It’s clear.

Yes sometimes when I pay for coffee they thank me profusely and even go so far as to call me “Sir”. So that totally means baristas, and all cashiers really, have the utmost respect and admiration for helping them out by buying stuff. You should see how kind wait staff is to me always checking up me and asking if I…

I agree that anyone selling known-hazardous product to customers should be held accountable. Outlets can’t exactly post up a reporter at every flea market in the nation, though, thus the reporting on some of the biggest and/or most widespread cases, i.e. this article.

Sales from Dollar Tree and E-bay don’t make up half of America’s e-commerce market. And several of those examples don’t advertise what their selling as in-house products, whereas Amazon sells its Prime merch alongside listings from third-party vendors and the difference isn’t immediately obvious for a lot of consumers.…

He sent a video clip of a rape to the victim, who was underage. If you think that’s somehow less “outrageous” than “real” child porn, then I don’t know what to say to you. 

This is quite a coup on the part of the Texans. It’s almost impossible to trade away a guy with a name like “Jadeveon Clowney” and get a better name in return, but “Barkevious Mingo” definitely fills that void. That’s at least a top 50 all time NFL name. For a linebacker, it’s practically onomatopoeia.

If the business isn’t sustainable on a fair wage maybe it doesn’t deserve to exist; according to uber it was never meant to be a primary source of income. Now management might have to manage?! gasp!

They’ve never seen any of his shows or specials. They just saw that he was getting pushback from people they don’t like and rushed to “own the libtards” and raise their own profiles.

You’re such a bad faith piece of shit. Do you honestly think people being criticized is “silencing” them? Or is it more likely that you find any criticism of “anti-PC” behavior (in other words, racist, bigoted bullshit) as intolerable and you believe you should be free from consequences of your backwards ass views?