He sent a video clip of a rape to the victim, who was underage. If you think that’s somehow less “outrageous” than “real” child porn, then I don’t know what to say to you. 

This is quite a coup on the part of the Texans. It’s almost impossible to trade away a guy with a name like “Jadeveon Clowney” and get a better name in return, but “Barkevious Mingo” definitely fills that void. That’s at least a top 50 all time NFL name. For a linebacker, it’s practically onomatopoeia.

They’ve never seen any of his shows or specials. They just saw that he was getting pushback from people they don’t like and rushed to “own the libtards” and raise their own profiles.

You’re such a bad faith piece of shit. Do you honestly think people being criticized is “silencing” them? Or is it more likely that you find any criticism of “anti-PC” behavior (in other words, racist, bigoted bullshit) as intolerable and you believe you should be free from consequences of your backwards ass views?

Thank you for pulling back the curtain (further) on one of the most insidious tentacles of American capitalism. As a military veteran who's extremely fortunate to not be suffering from PTSD (at least as far as I know), I will NEVER bemoan anyone's decision to extricate themselves from a physically and/or mentally…

It, not baseball, is the truly American sport.

Football is the perfect sport for America because it’s manufactured tribalism that allows us to blather a lot of meaningless nonsense about fake combat none of the fans have any actual involvement with, while scrupulously hiding all the real-world consequences and in the process making a handful of billionaire…

Nate, your ability to take abstract concepts in an unfamiliar environment and make them tangible for a reader is impressive.  Only the worst imbeciles on the planet are going to think that your writing is overly dramatic here.  My experience with pain and mental anguish in football is right in line with you and I had…

I’ll give it a shot:

How are the investors making money?

If there was a young man in literally any other profession who made $100 million before he was 30 and decided to retire, he would be lauded. The Wall Street Journal would write thousands of words of wankery praising his acumen and smarts and god bless America.

Unfortunately, research is showing us that Football is detrimental to your health even before you make a single dime. Like, High School early:

The default, basest fandom for all sports is “I want to win win win and if you do something that makes winning less likely then FUCK YOU!”

I guess you could say Indy's luck has........run out.

Dearest Mother,

Tench mentioned later it was a “shitty fish sandwich”.

The elders speak of a land far away, a place of myth and history, where men are free of the constraints of mortality. They tell us it is a dark place, but we hear its wondrous call in our hearts, and yearn . Nobody dares speaks it name, but somehow we all know it true:

Brown cannot wait to catch passes from Landry Jones again.

I believe the logical conclusion is that AB retires to become a helmet designer, and uses Lavar Ball’s manufacturing connections to go to market.