Jesus Christ, why does this pond scum still exist?

It’s the toppings that are key though: Pretty much all of the places I can get a hoagie in my area make the ‘loads of meat and cheese and 2 slivers of lettuce and onion’ style hoagie. There’s no place where I can get a hoagie with green peppers and spinach except for Subway.

Perfect. 

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I don’t know. I think this is more like heroin addiction. Being that if you made David go cold turkey from crappy Jeeps, he’d probably die. 

im really confused as to why people still conflate mayonnaise with white people.

So a person gave their opinion when asked for unpopular opinions and people are this up in arms? I wonder how bad it would be if this was something that was actually important?

“Is too frustrating on the Switch’s small screen”

Joke’s on you, I love all my useless stuff

I can only speak for myself, but I wouldn’t be caught dead in that Mustang Crossover. That thing is hideous. Although, I also wouldn’t be caught dead in a Bolt. 

vegans are so concerned about the environment, that they want all restaurants to have two sets of all cooking supplies and equipment.

I once witnessed a vegetarian (not vegan) decline corn on the cob (grilled inside the husk) because even though the corn was grilled on foil and apart from meat, the tongs used to turn the husked corn had also been used to turn kebabs.

“Wah! The world doesn’t actually revolve around me and my beliefs! Not everything is made for me and my needs!”

the actual stupidity of this is shown in the very description of the Impossible Whopper

In Serbia, party finds you!

So this some kind of chef-themed Amway BS? Just bring a bunch of Jehovah’s Witnesses pamphlets to the party and you never have to worry about receiving another invitation.

Maybe I’m weird, but I *always* save manually before ending any play session, even if I’d just seen an autosave animation in the corner. I also sort of enjoy the ritual of “starting up” a game for real whenever I next sit down to play - seeing the title screen, etc. - so I often manually kill games after manually…

No dipshit, I’m not one crime, one bad decision, one identity theft, one road accident, one health crisis, one misjudged relationship, one divorce, one redundancy, or one unexpected bereavement away from being worthless because none of those devastating setbacks interfere with being a useful adult.

So how is this helpful?

Its seriously tiring for every single good idea to always have the same chorus “wHaT aBoUt ThE pOoR pEoPlE”.

If you don’t have a bank account in 2019, then your retarded ass can deal with the attendant hassles that come with being absolutely worthless in 2019. You can get mugged and have your…

It is scientific fact that canned shaped cranberry sauce is the superior cranberry sauce.