Over mountains even

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The new Prius isn't cool... it's nearly as ugly as the past gens

If you want to shop at Costco, pay for a membership. This article is silly.

I’d rather have your box of donruss cards.

This car is the car equivalent of a mullet. Businesslike in the back, week-long cocaine bender up front. Okay, maybe it’s a reverse-mullet? Either way, it’s kind of bonkers and I love the audacity of it.

You lasted 10 years at GameStop? Are you a masochist?

Can this even hit highway speeds around me(75mph). I imagine it's at least a struggle. ND

Well, if I had that much cash I'd probably have both a yacht and a support yacht too.

That is one ugly car.

Not calling this Crack Pipe is offensive

Ok, Chicken Little 

Jesus, I never knew the Pillsbury Doughboy was this violent. Take care of your family peeps 

Exactly, like the term “boneless wing” at this point is common nomenclature pretty much everywhere.  If you REALLY thing a boneless wing is an actual chicken wing with the bone(s) removed you sir are a moron.  

ND, Saabs are fugly.

There's been a lot of actual crack smoked in that interior.

further debunk the notion that pizza boxes are difficult to recycle

Yes, and nobody wants to be seen in a Dodge 

A 1993 Achieva was my first car.

A 36 year old Audi with enough miles on it to have gone to the moon. What could go wrong?