So you can operate it without a controller or remote. Do you still wash dishes by hand?

Who’s stumbling after seven budweisers? 

I don’t do the group meal thing and don’t go to family style restaurants that encourage it. I’m going to eat out so that I don’t have to eat the same fucking thing as everyone else. Plus, most people I know have shit tastes when it comes to food. :)

“the white liberal in me die a little each time I went into the kitchen to run food. “

What I’m seeing is....not worth 60 bucks. Maybe on sale. 

Yeah, you’re shitty. Even if it was equivalent they’re still not required to change with you. And celebrating your offspring vomiting on someone is pretty despicable. 

“but there are others who believe that when a person uses and loves an object, that object becomes imbued with their essence”

So you’re an asshole then. Your fucking piece of shit kid too.

There’s a couples trick you should know (if you don’t know it already).

Anyone who asks a window- or aisle-seated fellow passenger to swap for a middle seat is a piece of shit.

No way I’m switching seats so that I can get my legs crushed while some lady who wasn’t paying attention while booking can not feel bad about her incompetence.

I signed up for it a few years ago after we bought our house. I have since deleted it, because it was frightening how racist/petty my neighbors were. It did teach me to avoid them at all costs and now after living in this house for 4 years I’ve only talked to one ever. 

Yes, it's great. And to the people saying he's not funny anymore...he keeps getting record money.

“This McDonald’s smells like mothballs and Werther’s Originals. Let’s go to Wendy’s instead.”

Ignore this article (and the others which are predictably bothered).

A guy on my hockey team used to work at a burger fast-food place, and says they were robbed twice, guys with guns and everything. So after they’d close the place down and the police would come, staff had to stay and give statements. Both times, the girls gathered in one corner and had a good cry together, while the…

These gaming culture wars are as frustrating as they are exhausting. Can’t we just play the fucking game, offer our criticisms where appropriate, and then move on to the next one? Maybe Ion Fury is legitimately fun. But also, maybe “Ogay” is a lame and base joke. Maybe the developers, after rethinking it, are…

This is a smart decision.  3D realms has decided that money is worth more than woke points.

Adults are screaming at each other because of a shampoo bottle thats called Ogay. What a time to be alive. I guess some people will never understand what “censorship” really means.

It’s okay to enjoy yourself and eat fast food on occasion.