Exhibit A against the ridiculously NYC-heavy media climate is in-joke bullshit like this.

I haven't had a bag of Cocaine Ranch Doritos in forever. 

I bet they run a Devil's Triangle offense

She’s saving them for the gladiator games down in the WH basement.

I think, in order to blame the victim, there actually needs to be a victim.  Now a Darwin Awards contender on the other hand....

Oh good lord. How about maybe we try living and letting live?

A hotel room costs around $250-$300 per night. They can’t use any of that money to clean the room?

Never in my life have I or will I tip anybody other than a waiter/waitress or my barber, that’s it, everybody else can fuck off.

How does one person/address get 38 permits? A very thick white envelope handed tonthe right person inthe permit office

I’m sure that Mr. Vettel’s tour was quite comprehensive.

If you don’t ‘care about politics’, then try this:

Impossible! I don’t believe it! This HAS TO BE a conspiracy!

I’m assuming by “baggage” you’re referring to the fact that there are multiple photographs floating around out there of him standing next to Ben Roethlisberger

Flat rate - when I played it was $16k(losers)/$32k(winners) for wild card/divisional round, $25k/$50k for conference championship, and $50k/$100k for the Super Bowl.

next customer is Saudi Arabia, so they can classify decapitations as accidents...

When pigs fly.

Time doesn’t give a fuck what numbers on some screen say.

The entire concept needs to die in a fire.

I want the entire USA to move to permanent Summer Time.  Screw Winter Time.