His name is Tom Cruise. That;s the name of their leader’s lover

This didn’t make me cry. Here’s what did.

In the 90s he walked into a women’s locker room, took out his penis, and urinated in front of them. Pretty sketchy, Tom.

But he’s a survivor - as a child he had sex with a much older Elizabeth Perkins. (Her excuse is she thought he was much older!)

The Flames And Wings Had An Old-Fashioned Dust-Up

“After first hearing about the mascot of Phoenix, I was practicing some cheers for the upcoming school year with a couple of my neighbors just for fun. We cheered, “Go Phoenixes!” However, it didn’t sound right to us, so we looked online to makes sure that we were saying the pluralized word of Phoenix correctly. We…

“Want to see the cheers I came up with for the new high school?”

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

People need to realize HR departments aren’t there for your rights. They are there to protect the company. The company will always come first.

No because they’re being careful.

Man, Jameis Winston just really loves touching people without their consent.

Ease up A.J., it’s Dalton’s job to do the choking.

“The attitude toward this stuff in the FSU is so unbelievably archaic”

To all the people who are annoyed by such things:

Better a football helmet than no helmet, right Ben?

Why does he have to air his dirty laundry in public like this? Just go to Martavius’s house and get it, maybe smack him up too. Just keep it private.

Uh, this is America. People carry guns to the bathroom.

“It’s Honda power for you from now on, kid.”

Oh! Is that what that was?! I thought they were portraying Ben Rothlisberger and the young blonde woman.