“Maybe his accuracy and timing aren’t good enough for the pros. Maybe he’s not adaptable enough to become the pocket passer NFL offenses think they require. If nothing else, it’ll be a new challenge for a quarterback who just aced college football’s toughest one.”

Welcome to Cleveland!

Yeah - I mean, I’m sure he wasn’t a supporter of each president whose parade he participated in, but clearly this is where he feels his identity lies, in America’s story.

Way to bury the real issue with this picture. That guy’s haircut behind Bill. That is a look...

Joey Porter was, and continues to be, one of my favorite Steelers. I am pleased by stories of him fucking with kickers. Are there any more former kickers who post on Deadspin who have stories to tell?

outside a South Side Pittsburgh bar

Donald invited her because just like him and Jackie Evancho, Rebecca came second in the popular vote.

“Me and Tom are on the same page,” Hogan said. 

“Challenge accepted”

Reporter: “First take the plank out of your eye so that you can see clearly to remove the speck in your brother’s eye.”

The LS motor doesn’t care. The LS motor is the drunk frat boy with a condom. “I’ll put it in that, in that, in that, that too.”

Plot twist:

He was given the saddest present.

It did seem a little odd that he didn’t at least have the sense to jump out of his car and furiously sweep the path with his curling broom.

Pena’s being a Bears fan is eclipsed by this nonsense.

Every time I here about that movie I wonder if it’s this one or the James Spader car accident porn one. It’s never the James Spader.

They should just be glad that someone is watching this game.

THANK YOU! I kind of shouted OZONE when I read the title.