which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.

When I was 13 I was trying to last more than 1:41.6 while watching a HBO soft core porn.

I don’t know man... I was pretty quick when I was 13...

Head rubs + MDMA = nirvana

much better video of the incident:

Everyone in the house was beside themselves with joy when Brown made the catch, but I remained stonefaced. I know the defense, and they are great at letting everyone down when the game is on the line.

If Dallas didn’t want any action, why were they dressed to play ball?

Cowboys defense thought it was clear nothing was going to happen. But Ben decided to force it on them. Seems like a pattern with him.

Luckily enough the Trump immigration policy makes allowances for white lingerie models.

Thanks for conceding.

The Nazis:

1. Rallied their supporters by protesting the Weimar Republic’s strict gun control policies, saying that they were disarming the German people.

2. Rallied their supporters by protesting the Weimar Republic’s nationalized healthcare plan, saying that noncontributing parasites were costing “real” hardworking…

As a childless old hag, I take zero responsibility for any societal decay.

That’s near where I live -- saw that on the news and was like “I’m not even mad.”

Forza 4 sticky grass !

Well how else are you gonna know if...

The last Aryans to abruptly announce their retirement was Totenkopf at Kursk in 1943.

Obligatory

The Stepford Wives had better programming.