This is why I hate dating, because I’m afraid I’ll meet someone like this.

Pitt sucks for this (and I say that as an alum). This just killed Pitt recruiting for the next X number of years. Granted when Dixon bailed they were already sliding down after a great number of years in the 2000s.

Isn’t that a crime? Genuinely curious if he can be arrested for inciting violence.

Democrats can’t request information.

Only property owning manly men, who bought property from Trump.

We’ll hear about a lawsuit against Walmart for failing to tell these employees that they could expense their milage. (However much per mile it is these days).

I know exactly what this is. To allow grieving conservatives the ability to use those birth certificates to generate votes in the future.

What the hell is it year 1817 ?

Being a bail bondsman is basically legal loan sharking.

This is a response worthy of Leonard J. Crabs ESQ.

That would be awesome for the 3rd John Wick. Maybe Atomic Blonde is his match that would actually be hunting Wick.

Has North Korea had an Ergot problem for 60-70 years?

Vlad and Jared is amazing. My first was Trump drawing dickbutt.

I wonder how many people there are yelling, “JUMP! Show us you’re hardcore!”

The Kardashians would have to be human first.

My dreams are often vivid and lucid and I’m very in control of most things. One of the biggest hurdles I had was running in dreams. My legs felt so heavy and it would trigger me out of my sleep because it felt like I was being sucked into the ground.

Dear Evgeni Malkin’s Diary:

Haters gonna hate.

Or last night when Crosby was flat out tackled NFL style to the ice with the puck no where in sight.