That would be awesome for the 3rd John Wick. Maybe Atomic Blonde is his match that would actually be hunting Wick.

Has North Korea had an Ergot problem for 60-70 years?

Vlad and Jared is amazing. My first was Trump drawing dickbutt.

I wonder how many people there are yelling, “JUMP! Show us you’re hardcore!”

The Kardashians would have to be human first.

My dreams are often vivid and lucid and I’m very in control of most things. One of the biggest hurdles I had was running in dreams. My legs felt so heavy and it would trigger me out of my sleep because it felt like I was being sucked into the ground.

Dear Evgeni Malkin’s Diary:

Haters gonna hate.

Or last night when Crosby was flat out tackled NFL style to the ice with the puck no where in sight.

If you don’t see goalie interference on that diallowed goal you’re an idiot.

Further illustrating absurdity: Sullivan challenged a waved off goal that turned out to be called a “good goal” by the officials.

Anderson made a great dive into the net to sell that interference call he was leaning back and to the left and perfectly able to dive to his right to get a stop on the puck. I guess the Penguins need permission from the NHL to play a lose puck near the goal. I’m not trying to take anything away from Anderson,…

Why would he plead guilty to assault?

In Pittsburgh a man was just jailed for killing a cyclist. He was also smoking synthetic marijuana. http://www.wtae.com/article/arrest-in-oakland-crash-that-killed-woman-riding-bike/7479508

And after years of living abroad in exile, the daughter of Princess Mako and Komuro shall rise up and retake the land denied to her mother and claim the Imperial Empire of Japan with fire and blood.

She was running late for the club.

I’ve never even heard of it.

Shmorky?

Yes, it’s almost as confusing as a King’s Landing family tree.

So what is it when we make fun of Sessions for looking like a Keebler elf?