That will eventually find its way to an ER. Inside someone’s ass.

Hillary has my vote purely based on healthcare at the moment. I know she’s most likely not going to muck with ACA or enable congress to fuck with it should they keep their GOP majority (which I really hope they don’t).

What the fuck is that in the header image? I’ve never seen its equal.

Too late as well. China has already sent the mobile execution van for Yanhan to save face.

The diving pool turned green with jealousy because Ledecky wouldn’t be swimming in it. Algae bloom... pfft.

He only remembers the Trevor Slattery tag.

Well, they have to plan for all the possible saboteurs.

Good luck, Facebook.

I get what you’re saying and it’s not a controversial position at all. But when was the last time you saw and athlete call out a doper on live international television?

Goddamn that is a glorious article.

It’s actually meant to be 1777's “A-Hunting We Will Go”. Not that stupid cover from 1930s ‘murica.

I’m surprised no one is talking about the false start Lilly King got away with in the final race last night

Every time I see DC’s name of Apokolips, I cringe and wouldn’t be surprised if the character showed up and was played by Kylie Jenner. Because WB and DC would think that would be an awesome coup over Marvel.

And Rowdy Gaines when from 6 to midnight and hasn’t been able to shut up since.

I am probably in the minority on this, but this show should never air on TV. These types of dinner parties should be the thing of legend that us mere mortals are not privy to bear witness.

Shut the fuck up.

New employees are often confused by the line at the fish scale market.

They should have sent a poet.

I heard the lyrics / sounds to this song were the cries from the people still stuck on her 777 plane tour.

At least those who had been up all night were in no mood for coffee and doughnuts.