I have a love/hate relationship with Infiniti. As a teen in the early 2000s I thought Infiniti was the shit; the G35, FX, M45, etc looked like they were from the future and had cutting edge tech. Then... it all just fell apart.

Infiniti seems to have lost it’s way right around the time when they started renaming everything and lost the G37. It was a confusing and poorly executed rollout of new models but also old models with new names and who the hell knows what a Q50 or Q60 is...fuck it go buy a BMW

If your listing says “A/C works, just needs freon,” I have already branded you a dirty liar, and everything else in your listing is suspect.

This is not true. If you’re riding a bike drunk you most definitely can get a DUI. Also, people should probably not ride bikes drunk in general.

This is why I limit my marquee snark to mocking babies and nursing home patients.

fuck Tavarish, he’s buying all these worlds cheapest supercars using money from alt-right aggregator websites he used to run. Nobody seems to give a fuck that he got rich off spreading hateful internet content, nor has he or anyone else really ever addressed it, aside from Matt Farah of The Smoking Tire saying “I’m…

CR-Z

Still waiting for “simple mode” where it takes a route with the least number of turns as long as it’s <10% longer, or something like that. Don’t send me zig zagging all over and just show me the route with three turns that I can semi-memorize before setting off. 

Remember kids, if you narrow the window you’re viewing this in, it replaces the slideshow with a list

Yup, just like my Charger—you must stretch waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to the back to get the damn spare out. And then you have to heave the spare up and over the trunk lip...so “fun”. Makes you appreciate today’s L-shaped trunk lids where you can pull stuff straight out.

You’re not paranoid.  You ARE deadlifting wrong.  

Oh, yes. Totally blends in. Completely unnoticeable. Well, aside from the weird pattern, the big black block at the bottom, and the huge-ass wire hanging off it, running down the wall and across the floor. Totally... completely... blends in....

Oh, yes. Totally blends in. Completely unnoticeable. Well, aside from the weird pattern, the big black block at the…

I cry foul to this

If your kitchen sink is disgusting maybe you should think about cleaning the damn thing once in a while. Holy shit.

If your kitchen sink is disgusting maybe you should think about cleaning the damn thing once in a while. Holy shit.

I like the form factor in principle, because I have small hands (nobody, not even the rain, has smaller hands). But I suspect that this thing is going to be priced like an Italian fashion accessory, not like a communication device.

no matter how much money gets thrown toward Volkswagen’s top sedan, buyers in this model year still won’t have great visibility going down the road.

So many escalators I’ve been on have handrails moving at different speeds than the treads.  One or the other is binding up somewhere.. but it feels dangerous as hell when you’re holding the handrail and realize your hand is slowly moving behind you.

For the love of everything, don’t be like my mother who sent us a book explaining that our baby (like all babies) was born full of original sin and would likely just be going to hell. She’s usually pretty tone deaf on things, but that one was a whole new level of WTF.

A car sitting in a garage makes 0 horsepower.