You are still entitled to say anything you want to say. Nobody on the left has ever told you that you can’t say or talk about something.

Literally no one has said he isn’t entitled to speak “his truth.” But people are also entitled to think he’s an asshole. See how that works?

As an actual comedian, we talk about punching up vs down *all the time.* The only comedians who DON’T care about that discussion are unrepetant assholes.

Sometimes a claim is just so damned ridiculous you have to import new words just to say how ridiculous it is.

There is zero chance a 200 hp car can accelerate to 116 mph in a residential neighborhood.

It's alot harder to hit 116 in a 30mph zone in a car with 200 hp

I say this as someone who likes driving fast, who owns fast cars, and who is generally skeptical of adding more bureaucracy to our lives:

Glad to see the S&O representation - I’ll just leave this here for everyone’s enjoyment:

I live on several rural acres so letting my Lab do his “Psycho Dog” routine every so often is not a problem. We laugh while he laughs and runs around zipping past—it never ceases to be entertaining. I do envy his spontaneous burst of pure energy.

Star this 1,000 times.

There is something so calming about Motorweek. It’s like watching fish with nowhere to be.

green bean casserole is delicious. fight me.

Found the hoser ;)

I remember this so hard. I remember Morimoto’s reaction and hated on Flay for a decade over it. 

Every time he would “improve” some regional dish on Beat Bobby Flay by adding more chilies, I’d get angry. Not everything needs heat. 

My girlfriend hasn’t liked Bobby Flay since he jumped up onto his cutting board on the original Iron Chef. I’ve told her it’s a long time to hold a grudge, but, well, she’s pretty stubborn.

Nandy is all of us.

So pour it onnnnn
Like it's the real thing, yeah
Faaake blood
You rock me like the real thing

Faaake blood
You scare me like the real thing
And if you were the real thing
You'd scare me moooore….