I used a motion activated sprinkler.. actually 2 daisy chained together. Worked awesome. On amazon the Orbit enforcer is the brand I used. Past tense because the problem is gone now.

Agree!

“But what happens to Zeke .... ?” “...... will Ruth somehow get involved?”

Titus, maybe he likes the wine and not the label.

This yummy 72 pinto wagon. I’m saving the stories for my grandkids.

I’m going to pretend this isn’t a troll because it’s a good discussion to have.

I was going to say best dressed was Wanda Sykes and Zendaya but Nicey was a good choice too. Also - I want Wanda Sykes as my fairy God Mother in that suit. I want her to beam down just like that and give me sassy advice. Hell, Wanda could read the phone book and that would be fine with me.

The subtle difference between someone who is an asshole and one who is a douchebag is that the asshole is self-aware. It really is hard to tell which is Cruz.

The biggest problem is nothing they did afterward ever topped that opening to Wake Up.

I was young woman around 20 being tailed-gated within a foot of my back end, down a lonely wooded road headed to a friend’s house, being blinded by a spot light from behind. I was scared shitless as I was playing out all scenarios not even thinking it’s a cop. “Is he going to try to run me off the road? (Don’t give…

A few year ago I was configuring a new medical office. We needed cabinets in the exam rooms and anything that was marketed as “medical” cabinets everywhere was priced criminally. I outfitted the rooms in Ikea cabinets and it worked out very well. I had no problem with the software - the learning curve was the same for…

Play that funky music white-dad and your Keith Partridge haired son too. 

“roasted” marshmallows must be black hard crusted molten lava.

Came here for this.

You personally may want to help us, but your company wants whichever option gets them the most money.

Exactly. I cringed when I read “Supervisor” because there are people who actually think chanting “I need a supervisor!” is going to get one. The only “trick” is what you said, your call might go to anther rep and not a supervisor.

I have a feeling he wasn’t doing a solid but there was some quid pro quo. “Hey, allow me make content from your tow and I’ll post date your paperwork” maybe?

Agree, it’s totally wrong. Breast milk is a special balance specific to your own specific off-spring and especially for your species, ffs. You will kill another species giving it the wrong milk exclusively.

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I want to know if and how the woman had breast milk? There’s no mention of a baby with her so, wtf? Or, was she just trying to get the cat to latch on dry like a pacifier?