With homeboy’s gift for iambic pentameter, I hope someone is at least auto-tuning that rap of his.

“Three episodes into Making a Murderer, I quickly realized the docuseries—as groundbreaking and well-intentioned as it was—would provide no closure. So I gave up. When it comes to true crime, I want an ending.”

Yeah, but ScalasGirlontheside said, “the gap shrinks from 82%>7%”. Seems Son’s still working out his arithmetic. Statistics are apparently a bit much. We should give him a break and maybe a raise too just for trying though.

The rest need not apply.

Too late to modify so:

Too late to modify so:

While reviewers praise its consistent suction and easy navigation, the headline feature here is the breakaway canister and hose. Now, when you just need the hand vacuum, you won’t need to lug around the wheels

While reviewers praise its consistent suction and easy navigation, the headline feature here is the breakaway…

Matt, two things come to mind that I want to comment on. One, on Trump siphoning votes, whether 3rd party or not: YES.

“Insect bit my groin” is what used to be “my twitter got hacked”. To bullshitters, it’s a one time get-out-of-jail free card that cannot be redeemed nor would ever be believed to be remotely possible again. A last resort move when no others exist.

Or it says we need to reduce incarceration costs of death row.

For me it was the ketchup.

Yeah she’s being a bit rude to Nick. Also it’s 100% her fault..

Advice given to me when I was young and always remembered was that with those first person testimonial statements (I like your car, but...) the key is to listen to nothing stated before the “but” and everything after as that is where the actual message is.

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Well you ruined nothing for me except, damn it, now I want Twinkies AND Xanax.

OT: You see “anthropomorphized Twinkies”. I see on and off-label xanax.

All well said, Eric and do concur with all your points. I also think we agree that part of the diversification strategy really should be to not put all your eggs in one basket including keeping a few eggs in the fridge. Just don’t fear putting your eggs in any basket at all or no omelets for you.

Overall fine article, Eric. You have to diversify and you have to be patient.

“It’s much less difficult than you’re making it out to be here. Go to beach, screw, rinse off in ocean, leave..”

Profanity works and ascii characters like a spammer as well. I prefer to use a humorous or witty phrase that has some (usually loose) tie-in to the email. Similar style of the title to the scene of a show. It seems to work.

Nice work, Chris.