Because even if only 0.1% of the NYC area’s total population wants to see a Knicks game on any given night, that’s still enough to sell out MSG.

Turns out not to matter. People have gotten DUIs while sleeping in the backseat of their car, with the keys in their pocket. 

Yes, and the Supersonics moved from Seattle to Oklahoma City, but they had the good sense to change their name. “Jazz” is a great name for a New Orleans team, but a ridiculous one for Utah.

I’m pretty sure the hat’s responsible:

Cream cheese on a cranberry muffin is heaven on earth.

So, the guy that thought “Utah Jazz” was a good name also thought slapping “Real” at the beginning of the city name was also a good idea? Color me unsurprised.

The fact that many other people completely failed in their responses does not excuse Paterno’s complete failure to respond.

Eddie Money died of cancer, not “old age.” And the average life expectancy of a 75-year-old male is 12 years, so yes, that does count as dying young in 2019.

The name he used as a judge, Aaron Persky, is actually his middle & last name. He applied for the coaching job using his first name, Michael. And I would guess that the background check only looked at whether he’d ever been convicted of a crime, no whether he’d ever convicted (barely) someone else of a crime.

Then you’ll no doubt be pleased to learn that birth rates in Latin America have dropped by 2/3 in the past 50 years. The rate is now just about 2 children per mother, which is otherwise known as “replacement”.

He may not have used his “judicial” name. His full name is Michael Aaron Persky, and one article quoted someone from the school district who said he applied as “Michael A. Persky” and they didn’t know he was the infamous Judge Aaron Persky.

All I can see are millions of frogs with tiny crutches.

Another advantage to ordering the bottle: you can use it to bludgeon your BIL into silence when he starts in on a ridiculously insulting long-winded lecture. (TEN minutes? Godalmighty.)

Upvote for classic reference!

Yep, all those “oops, our finance department moved” excuses are total BS, and at least part of the motivation for the firings was probably to reduce head count.

Female supermodels and male bodybuilders are nowhere near the “norm” of human existence, yet they’re held up as ideals.

Are allergies contagious? I feel like I’m coming down with them, too.

He sent a video clip of a rape to the victim, who was underage. If you think that’s somehow less “outrageous” than “real” child porn, then I don’t know what to say to you. 

That study doesn’t remotely show that eating fast food is a cause for depression. All it shows is correlation.

You know how most kids got ice cream after a cavity-free dentist visit?