Rrrrowwwrrr! Cat fight!

Plus, fast food is one of his few actual areas of expertise.

Sugar doesn’t cause diabetes. 

Oh, we’re doing this again? A single retail employee screwing up in no way proves that all retail employees don’t deserve a living wage.

Given the Apple-Pixar-Disney-Marvel connection, I’m surprised there’s no vibranium Apple card yet.

I’d watch that movie. Wait, I have watched that movie — it was excellent! Sometimes the classics really are that good, yanno?

Rubberbands and fingers all over the cake? No thank you! Just buy a damn tupperware cake holder and call it a day.

I love early Wes Anderson (including Rushmore), but his more recent films have largely disappointed me. I’m also unimpressed by how generally uninterested he seems to be in women as characters.

If only he wanted to use Michael Jackson’s doctor...

I’m not Foxstar, but I assume that SRK is the documentary, Surviving R. Kelly.

Did it come in layers, like a Pousse-café?

The basic carton is still a stiff cardboard, but I’m not sure whether the coating is some kind of wax or plastic or what, or how biodegradable they are. And most cartons do have plastic screw-top nozzles, which also are probably not super environment-friendly.

I don’t think they would, partially because having a big star like her is great for a sport that usually only gets attention during the Olympics, but more because it’s hard to think of something that would actually “work”. Additionally, there’s a very good chance that she’ll retire after the 2020 Olympics, so unlike a…

5, I’m pretty sure.

Being an aunt is the BEST. THING. EVER. Mazel Tov to you & your sister & your friend!

And it looks like the same question (without specifying mushrooms, but with other details & text the same) has just been answered by Ask Amy at https://wapo.st/2OGDKOo.

Absolutely. The in-laws in Ask Polly’s column are just plain old violent sociopaths, who, if they’re not actually trying to murder her, are at the very least enjoying threatening her life.

In at least one state (California), it’s illegal to charge employees for business costs, including things like breakages, regardless of whether it drops their pay below minimum wage.

The real trick is to use a grapefruit knife.

My fave: Sliced rather thickly & drizzled with Meyer lemon infused olive oil, with sea salt sprinkled over top.