“Opa!!!”

FWIW, the Spanish version of the WBC’s statement uses the phrase “pronta resignación”, which google says is the right translation. Not sure which version was written first, of course, or whether “pronta resignacion” has a colloquial meaning in Spanish different from its direct translation.

“Eligible for parole” and “will actually get parole” are two very different things. Charles Manson was eligible for parole for nearly 40 years, right up until he died in prison.

She never said she was a role model.

Right? I know turkeys are supposed to be pretty dumb, but they’re not literally vegetables.

And over on tumblr, someone tried it:

He’s always reminded me of this dude:

Anyone else now seriously jonesing for some McD’s chicken nuggets, with the hot mustard sauce they no longer offer?

Apparently, I am Officially Old, because I’ve never seen the nodding man meme, but I would’ve known immediately that it was Redford in Jeremiah Jones.

Why is a hot dog or a taco any different from the variety of chicken products and salads they’ve been selling for decades? It’s not as if they ever made a philosophical commitment to only sell hamburgers.

Is he, though? People of all races can be Muslims.

This is a fair point. Still, Sebastian Stan has been in some well-regarded non-Marvel movies over the past few years (Ricki and the Flash, The Martian, I Tonya), so Goop might have know who he was just based on that, if she were paying any attention to her original industry.

I know many of them do, and I still say they shouldn’t have to. It’s outrageous to me that people in jobs you mention, who generally aren’t paid all that well, have to take money out of their own pocket to pay for basic supplies.

Dumb and used to living in a world where facts don’t matter, but what’s especially notable is her incredible condescension to Jon Favreau while she’s absolutely wrong.

Mmmm, no. Employees shouldn’t have to pay legitimate business expenses out of their own pockets regardless, but especially not if they’re working for a non-profit which is likely not paying super well.

Now if only they’d bring back the Hot Mustard dipping sauce.

It’s certainly dickheaded. The real question is: how is that not illegal too?

My sister does the same thing with her kids, only for chores they swap monthly.

Really? That’s what you’re gonna be all judgy about? A good restaurant roast chicken is significantly better than a pre-prepared one in a box at the grocery store, and if that’s what I’m in the mood for, I’m going to order it without shame.

In fact, I have zero, and I would bet that’s the number most Americans have, given the widespread use of power dryers, and the hostility of many communities to line drying. Still, my mom line-dryed when I was a kid, and I can well believe clothespins would be up to the task of keeping a bag of chips fresh.

In fact, I have zero, and I would bet that’s the number most Americans have, given the widespread use of power…