Ordinary binder clip, y’know, like you get at Staples?

Ordinary binder clip, y’know, like you get at Staples?

You might not be shocked to learn the median home price in the village is just a shade below $1.5 million.

Sickest burn since King’s Landing

Well, bully for you.

Nah, that’d be the Marvel tie-in, from the time Reed Richards suggested a family of Skrulls hide out on Earth as cows.

You just made me super-nostalgic for the old upside-down 7-up “Uncola” glasses.

#3 really is a possibility. After all, plenty of people have blown out their Achilles without a preceding calf injury. On the other hand, I’d feel better as a Dubs fan if Durant had totally independent doctors involved in making the call, not just ones working for the team, and I’m not sure I’ve read that he did.

“They’re gonna be the next Beatles!!!”

I don’t even understand that. It would never occur to me to take a date’s choice of whether to take leftovers as any kind of reflection on me or the evening.

“Contrariwise” was meant to address the “yes” response, which is still somewhat ambiguous. Maybe the diner didn’t much care for it, but thinks a family member/co-worker/pet would like it. Maybe they feel that it would be somehow rude to say no. Maybe they’d rather use it to compost their garden than just have it…

“If the customer says yes, you’ve got your answer.”

Expected: a word which here means “ohpleasegodpleasepleasepleaseprettyplease”

Being beaten by Secret Life of Pets 2 is especially embarrassing given that it’s also severely underperforming — its opening weekend BO was only half of the first’s.

This is the 3rd millennium. ANYTHING is a verb if you want it to be.

Whatever happened to “Thou shalt not bear false witness”???

A seafood restaurant near me offers a Grapefruit Gimlet, which is also joy & deliciousness in a glass.

I’m kinda worried about the separation of iOS and iPadOS. I use both devices on a daily basis, and I appreciate that they (mostly) work the same. I guess we’ll have to wait & see how it all shakes out.

You jest, but look what happened in games 5-7 of the 2016 championship, after Bogut suffered his season-ending injury. I’ll always wonder if having a big guy to at least maybe get in LeBron’s way might’ve made a difference.

Have you tried this on pasta?

I rolled my eyes so hard at that they both popped out and I still haven’t found the left one.