Could be worse. Could be Olympic silver-medal-winning diver Steele Johnson.

Correction: finals start on Thursay, May 30th.

1000000% this. It is a rude, intrusive question to ask anyone, unless you’re that person’s partner and you’re discussing your future shared reproduction plans.

Gabrielle Union is the actual literal best, and I hope Mr. Wade spends a significant part of his retirement free time worshiping* her as the goddess that she is.

“Klay Thompson Remains Remarkably Calm” is going to be the title of his autobiography.

“The cheeky shrug followed by pointy-fingers-at-eyes gesture”

I am in complete DISagreement with this sentiment. I love that one-shot, and I am linking to it here, in order to encourage all to check it out for themselves.

You skipped Anthony Misiano:

She may not need a college degree today, or 5 years from today, but 10-15 years from now, when her influencer days are behind her, it might come in handy.

I’m definitely a liar, but I still wouldn’t watch that.

How much is the kid gonna cry when his dad gets fired?

There are degrees to all crimes, and there’s no reason to think that those 2 cases would be punished equally. In this case, jail isn’t even on the table, since it was a civil suit.

I’m not a lawyer or any kind of expert, but I’d be surprised if the legal definition of “distribute” included just showing someone a photo. The descriptions of the law only discuss actions like posting online, emailing, etc.

I was gonna go with “Caroline: Not So Sweet”, but I like yours better.

You’re getting the horse & the cart mixed up there — Oprah got to be so very rich because America worshipped her.

He’s a father himself, though his son is a few years younger. Here’s some video of them playing basketball together, which turns out to be the actual cutest thing in history, we can now shut down the internet:

“I’m just saying what everyone else is thinking” may not be part of her public apology, but 99/1 it’s what she’s saying at home.

Seriously, any “friend” who tried this on me would be an “ex-friend”. I never upgrade my iOS until it’s been out for a while and I’m reasonably sure it won’t cause more problems than it solves. (And given Apple’s issues over the past year or so, there are plenty of releases I just skip.) I also do a full backup before…

If the name “Sakurada” is ringing a bell, it’s possibly for one these other dumbass comments he’s made (source):

Note to self: skip solo trip to Russia