Upvote for classic reference!

Yep, all those “oops, our finance department moved” excuses are total BS, and at least part of the motivation for the firings was probably to reduce head count.

Female supermodels and male bodybuilders are nowhere near the “norm” of human existence, yet they’re held up as ideals.

Are allergies contagious? I feel like I’m coming down with them, too.

He sent a video clip of a rape to the victim, who was underage. If you think that’s somehow less “outrageous” than “real” child porn, then I don’t know what to say to you. 

That study doesn’t remotely show that eating fast food is a cause for depression. All it shows is correlation.

You know how most kids got ice cream after a cavity-free dentist visit?

Rrrrowwwrrr! Cat fight!

Plus, fast food is one of his few actual areas of expertise.

Sugar doesn’t cause diabetes. 

Oh, we’re doing this again? A single retail employee screwing up in no way proves that all retail employees don’t deserve a living wage.

Given the Apple-Pixar-Disney-Marvel connection, I’m surprised there’s no vibranium Apple card yet.

I’d watch that movie. Wait, I have watched that movie — it was excellent! Sometimes the classics really are that good, yanno?

Rubberbands and fingers all over the cake? No thank you! Just buy a damn tupperware cake holder and call it a day.

I love early Wes Anderson (including Rushmore), but his more recent films have largely disappointed me. I’m also unimpressed by how generally uninterested he seems to be in women as characters.

If only he wanted to use Michael Jackson’s doctor...

I’m not Foxstar, but I assume that SRK is the documentary, Surviving R. Kelly.

Did it come in layers, like a Pousse-café?

The basic carton is still a stiff cardboard, but I’m not sure whether the coating is some kind of wax or plastic or what, or how biodegradable they are. And most cartons do have plastic screw-top nozzles, which also are probably not super environment-friendly.

I don’t think they would, partially because having a big star like her is great for a sport that usually only gets attention during the Olympics, but more because it’s hard to think of something that would actually “work”. Additionally, there’s a very good chance that she’ll retire after the 2020 Olympics, so unlike a…