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5, I’m pretty sure.

Being an aunt is the BEST. THING. EVER. Mazel Tov to you & your sister & your friend!

And it looks like the same question (without specifying mushrooms, but with other details & text the same) has just been answered by Ask Amy at https://wapo.st/2OGDKOo.

Absolutely. The in-laws in Ask Polly’s column are just plain old violent sociopaths, who, if they’re not actually trying to murder her, are at the very least enjoying threatening her life.

In at least one state (California), it’s illegal to charge employees for business costs, including things like breakages, regardless of whether it drops their pay below minimum wage.

The real trick is to use a grapefruit knife.

My fave: Sliced rather thickly & drizzled with Meyer lemon infused olive oil, with sea salt sprinkled over top.

“Opa!!!”

FWIW, the Spanish version of the WBC’s statement uses the phrase “pronta resignación”, which google says is the right translation. Not sure which version was written first, of course, or whether “pronta resignacion” has a colloquial meaning in Spanish different from its direct translation.

Eligible for parole” and “will actually get parole” are two very different things. Charles Manson was eligible for parole for nearly 40 years, right up until he died in prison.

She never said she was a role model.

Right? I know turkeys are supposed to be pretty dumb, but they’re not literally vegetables.

I for one am shocked -- SHOCKED -- that it contains an ingredient that does anything at all.

And over on tumblr, someone tried it:

He’s always reminded me of this dude:

Anyone else now seriously jonesing for some McD’s chicken nuggets, with the hot mustard sauce they no longer offer?

Apparently, I am Officially Old, because I’ve never seen the nodding man meme, but I would’ve known immediately that it was Redford in Jeremiah Jones.

Why is a hot dog or a taco any different from the variety of chicken products and salads they’ve been selling for decades? It’s not as if they ever made a philosophical commitment to only sell hamburgers.

Is he, though? People of all races can be Muslims.

And Dumbo into a flop (IMO).