“If the customer says yes, you’ve got your answer.”

Expected: a word which here means “ohpleasegodpleasepleasepleaseprettyplease”

Being beaten by Secret Life of Pets 2 is especially embarrassing given that it’s also severely underperforming — its opening weekend BO was only half of the first’s.

This is the 3rd millennium. ANYTHING is a verb if you want it to be.

Whatever happened to “Thou shalt not bear false witness”???

A seafood restaurant near me offers a Grapefruit Gimlet, which is also joy & deliciousness in a glass.

I’m kinda worried about the separation of iOS and iPadOS. I use both devices on a daily basis, and I appreciate that they (mostly) work the same. I guess we’ll have to wait & see how it all shakes out.

You jest, but look what happened in games 5-7 of the 2016 championship, after Bogut suffered his season-ending injury. I’ll always wonder if having a big guy to at least maybe get in LeBron’s way might’ve made a difference.

Have you tried this on pasta?

I rolled my eyes so hard at that they both popped out and I still haven’t found the left one.

Could be worse. Could be Olympic silver-medal-winning diver Steele Johnson.

Correction: finals start on Thursay, May 30th.

1000000% this. It is a rude, intrusive question to ask anyone, unless you’re that person’s partner and you’re discussing your future shared reproduction plans.

Gabrielle Union is the actual literal best, and I hope Mr. Wade spends a significant part of his retirement free time worshiping* her as the goddess that she is.

“Klay Thompson Remains Remarkably Calm” is going to be the title of his autobiography.

“The cheeky shrug followed by pointy-fingers-at-eyes gesture”

I am in complete DISagreement with this sentiment. I love that one-shot, and I am linking to it here, in order to encourage all to check it out for themselves.

You skipped Anthony Misiano:

She may not need a college degree today, or 5 years from today, but 10-15 years from now, when her influencer days are behind her, it might come in handy.

I’m definitely a liar, but I still wouldn’t watch that.