Anybody else have a sudden craving for dim sum?

How much is the kid gonna cry when his dad gets fired?

There are degrees to all crimes, and there’s no reason to think that those 2 cases would be punished equally. In this case, jail isn’t even on the table, since it was a civil suit.

So you’re OK with innocent children dying for a principle? Sounds like you have an awful lot in common with anti-vaxxers.

I’m not a lawyer or any kind of expert, but I’d be surprised if the legal definition of “distribute” included just showing someone a photo. The descriptions of the law only discuss actions like posting online, emailing, etc.

I was gonna go with “Caroline: Not So Sweet”, but I like yours better.

You’re getting the horse & the cart mixed up there — Oprah got to be so very rich because America worshipped her.

He’s a father himself, though his son is a few years younger. Here’s some video of them playing basketball together, which turns out to be the actual cutest thing in history, we can now shut down the internet:

“I’m just saying what everyone else is thinking” may not be part of her public apology, but 99/1 it’s what she’s saying at home.

Seriously, any “friend” who tried this on me would be an “ex-friend”. I never upgrade my iOS until it’s been out for a while and I’m reasonably sure it won’t cause more problems than it solves. (And given Apple’s issues over the past year or so, there are plenty of releases I just skip.) I also do a full backup before…

If the name “Sakurada” is ringing a bell, it’s possibly for one these other dumbass comments he’s made (source):

Note to self: skip solo trip to Russia

Right? I’m by no means a Simmons fan, but “Just keep adding countries ‘til you’ve got a point guard.” is a great line.

Humanity did not evolve in the British Isles. Literally every single person living there now is either an immigrant or a descendant of immigrants.

Mulaney just won an Emmy for best comedy special, and even old-fogey me thinks he’s funny. If you have Netflix, check out his specials, because he’s a sharp, funny comedian.

I just want to say that I saw the post while it was on IG--unless the account was hacked, then it’s definitely not faked.

I’d think he’d have an intimate understanding of “the intensity of the hate.”

He also played for Team USA in the 2016 Olympics, so figure in some more games there.

Good question. I just grabbed the updated iPad app, and I’m still not seeing any way to swipe to delete. The Delete function is still buried until the menu in the web app as well, but it’s possible I’m not yet seeing the latest version there.

Hey, it's your list, and you can limit it any way you like, but if you're not including "Barney Miller" then there's really no point to the exercise.