“1000 people have said they experienced it, but this one person has said they haven’t, therefore the other 1000 are lying” is my favorite. That’s what I’ve been dealing with on the Facebook this week after I finally decided I wouldn’t stay silent while all my friends from my conservative hometown went on their jolly…

Exactly what I came here to say. You never saw it because you’re not a woman, you moron with an illness (since apparently that matters in this situation). He didn’t have a need nor desire to sexually harass you.

Take if [sic] from a guy with an illness

That’s because he doesn’t want you to suck his dick, Neil.

Basically Neil is saying Roger never hit on him so of course it must not be true.

I’ve never seen it. I’ve never witnessed it.

I want to put a smiley face sign in my window that indicates me as a emergency, respite child care mom. You? Go take a shower by yourself. Walk through a quiet library. Me? I’ll feed your kid muffins and have them run in the back yard until they are too tired to sass.

Yeah, I didn’t want to make that the header because it’s really graphic, but it’s so important that people know how violent this was.

$100 grand seems too low of an amount to sue for considering they slammed a girl suffering from brain tumors head to the ground. Here’s a photo of her during arrest:

Most of their employees are actually outsourced.

yes, when I see the caliber of my local TSA agents, my homeland security fears are assuaged.

Or they can stop hiring people who can’t get jobs as greeters at Walmart.

“Passengers can call ahead of time to learn more about the screening process for their particular needs or medical situation.”

beer guzzling, gas pumping, plant eating lesbians

As much I hate to admit it. She has some points. Feminism has caused women to be unhappy because we’re actively ignoring some of the fundamental differences between men and women. Now before you beer guzzling, gas pumping, plant eating lesbians jump down my throat-hear me out!

“If women want to be taken seriously in the workforce, looking feminine is a good place to start.”

The only way this hell gets more fresh is if Trump names her as his running mate.

Cognitive dissidents. -1 point on your psych 101 final.

Conservative ChristianityTM: Blaming shit on independent women since the Garden of Eden.

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