Yeah, who wants to see a beloved entity be taken over by some corporate overlords? Why that’d be like this here AV Club being purchased by some large conglomerate and shifting its editorial viewpoint to accommodate their new corporate masters.

I like long movies so long as the time isn’t wasted. I don’t get why people complain so much about it. Then again, I don’t understand why so many people complain about most things.

“Can you love someone who did bad things?”

It’s almost like Disqus, but without The AVC community behind it.

I’m still a sucker for his Henry V

Counterpoint: It had a scene where a giant robot beats on a giant monster with a fucking cargo ship.

I second this. This is the best feature on the site, hands down.

I miss the AV Club.

No need for apologies... that’s what George is there for.

“The main reason Santan is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” - George Carlin

Hey! That’s not true! You forgot numb resignation! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to combat both of these emotions the old-fashioned way: whiskey

As a person on the spectrum, the trailers for this show have me pretty riled up. Oh yay, another show depicting an autistic person who is brilliant yet, HE DOESN’T GET PEOPLE. Yah see, because autistic people are robots without emotions who can help you with your math and gambling!

In a nutshell, it means you wash

“Back then, we called Donkey Kong ‘Professor Bananas,’ and he didn’t throw barrels, he threw disobedient Irishmen! Most of the videy games cost one horsepenny and were eight seconds long! All of them were about a man trying to marry a potato, which was the style at the time.”

I really love you John, I have a quote from a Block & Tackle article from two years ago saved on my phone and I read it to random people watching football because I find it so wonderful. I am also old - for this site anyway- and therefore actually have cable I do not get Fusion. However, I not only worry about the…

Also, after reading the whole thing, there’s this middle part where he conflates dragonglass, which is obsidian, and Valyrian steel into this thing called “dragonsteel” and asks: “I ask you, what happens when dragonsteel pierces someone’s chest? Would it not be logical to conclude that they, too, turn into an Other”.…

I don’t know whether I’m more annoyed by the unfunny content, or the fact that he “took to Twitter” to shit it out. Or the fact that it’s being regurgitated here.

No. The review clearly states that as time goes on they accumulate more and more people.

rapidly devolves into a violent nightmare of cannibalism, cultism, and genocide, gruesomely parodying the narrative of Christianity, from Genesis to the gospels.

I hate coming to this website now. I have nothing to do on the internet anymore.