More torrents it is, then.

Old joke is old.

Everyone on Earth lives vs. Every living thing of Earth is destroyed could be viewed as "radically different ending scenarios"

Are some of the people who are demanding a new ending the same people who were all up in arms when Roger Ebert said that video games aren't art? If so, how can they justify their complaints about something they themselves believe is artistic interpretation?

Just Googled "Fray singer cancer". Returned about 1,780,000 results. The answer is no.

Just wanted to point out that the Easterbrook bit this year has been my favorite part of my favorite column on Deadspin. Kudos, Drew.

M-O-O-N. That spells "My neck is fucked".

Nice, thanks. I figured it had to do with tenure.

Does anyone know about the stars on players captains patches? Rodgers has three yellow stars, but Brees has four. I assume there is some significance.

Cooler Packers LB name; Zombo or Hawk?

Why does Joe Buck seem to think there will always be a penalty on long pass plays?

So much for Tebow saving himself for marriage.

So Drew, by liking "Someday" does that mean, by default, you also enjoy "How You Remind Me"?

All true. If there is one thing White has in his corner, it would be that Urkel was SUCH a character (with the glasses, suspenders, etc.), that Jaleel White, actor, hardly resembles him at all.

Read an article on The Huffington Post today about Jaleel White wanting to be taken more seriously as an actor. He talks about typecasting and points to Brian Cranston shedding the "Malcolm's dad" image with Breaking Bad, leading to many more acting parts. What say you, DUAN? Can Urkel become an award winning actor?

/renounces atheism

Did someone just explain the overtime rules to the ref 3 minutes before he told them to the players? He sounded like a father trying to explain foreplay to his son.

I am unreasonably excited about the possibility of seeing the new overtime rules in effect.

This made me chuckle.

Andy Reid probably could.