Oh man, the Village People logo was one of the best things about early stage MLS.

“Take a chill pill, vagina havers. No, seriously, it’s the only pills I’m allowing you women things to have,” the Kasich said.

The feels I get when looking at these pictures are the same feels I get when I look at old pictures of my ex and I together when we were at our happiest.   

Perhaps Abby Lee Miller, and right now she’s where Trump ought to be: jailed.

Well, I don’t give a fat fuck where you type it, but you should definitely apologize for making such a dumb comment. And while you’re at it, apologize to your wife for being you.

Calm down ladies. Smile at the blatant sexism and belittlement, it’s all in good fun. It’s not like you’re flags or an anthem, you’re females.

Don’t challenge the universe like that.

i, too, hate it when i accidentally do a public racism.

Glad there are some. Wish there were more.

“I’ll allow it for the time being.”

Fuuuuuck yes. And that hand on the shoulder is something, too. Not as good as a kneel, but it’s a start. I hope this spreads, and spreads, and spreads.

Damn LeBron really making hard to keep up my irrational dislike of him.

“Tom Brady, the Gwyneth Paltrow of sports,” is hands-down the best take ever.

I was a fair-skinned Irish boy, after all. These days, even if I get an adequate amount of sun, I won’t get a sunburn, which I credit to the amount of water I drink. I always hydrate afterward, too, to keep my skin from peeling.

If that last part is true, believe me, plenty of people “knew” your relatives.

Yes! For some reason, people using the term “bone-broth” drives me crazy.

It’s not even soup, it’s stock. They think they’ve cornered the market with literal fucking stock, something that has existed for ages. Next they’ll lyophilize it and convince you that their second-rate bouillon cubes are a new invention that helps you live twenty years longer.

Mimosa in mason jar is LEGIT. How else can I make a 36-oz mimosa?

It’s just some fucking stock. Chefs have had a name for it for a long-ass time. The hipster douchebag name of “bone broth” is recent, and extremely grating to someone like me who went to school for this shit and worked in the industry.