Impressive, but the constant fast changes in camera angles was reaaaalllly distracting.

It’s been posted a thousand times this week, but it needs to be posted a thousand more:

How does one courageously protect a flag?

Raise them as their own.

An update:

Oh good. The States has never had issues removing crazy power mad leaders in the middle east through force before. This will be fun to learn this lesson for the first time.

I can never remember which one is Uday and which one is Qusay.

Honestly I never can quite tell which member of this family I hate the most.

Do you think that guys are such babies about pain because they don’t experience it as often? Think about it, if ladies are having monthly cramps and for some women, the pain of cramps with equivalent to a heart attack. Guys just have the odd ache and pain, and when they have an intense pain something’s wrong.

While I do understand how pre-cancerous cells can be very scary (I’ve had a lot of moles removed and each time reminds how I’m probably going to get melanoma), this comment still made me LOL.

privilege means never having to say you’re sorry...

This. I’ve showered before bed since I’ve been in grade school. I’ll shower in the morning every now and then but I don’t like doing it; it takes too much time out of my already-sucky mornings.

Do you have anal leakage or something? Why is this such an issue for you?

Any statement on sexual assault from Donald should begin with “I’m deeply sorry for all of the times I’ve sexually assaulted women” and should end with his resignation. Otherwise, shut the fuck up.

I love that Mike Pence thinks that having dinner with women is bad, but works for Donald Trump.

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

Wh... why would you have to bend down? You curl your foot up to your hand.

I had no idea until today that I was here hanging out with a bunch disgusting hippies like these other commenters who’re co-signing Madeleine. I feel dirty being here, now. You get in the shower, you scrub (scrub!) everything down, from head to toe (don’t forget to wash in between your toes, too!) Then you rinse and…

In conclusion, eat it, haters. Preferably off my legs because they’re both very clean rinsed.