If you’re a man caught on tape bragging about sexually assaulting women, you’re obviously just engaging in “locker room talk,” and that doesn’t mean you actually do it. But if you are a woman who shares rape fantasies with your partner, that is literal, and you definitely literally want to be raped and brutally…

I teach boutique cycling at a Soul Cycle competitor. I greet all my students and try to learn their names so I can give them a shout out in class. I look at my students during the class and check that they are riding safely. I get off my bike (it’s not my workout) and walk around the room at least twice. During the…

Never come here. It’s hell.

“Sd!” - Trump

As the greatest gif in the world will explain to you why none of this will change anything:

Oh no, he’s DEFINITELY in his reich mind.

Now that you mention it, that’s probably the only way I could ever make it through Apple’s T&C doc, haha

I love the name ‘Jemima’ but American syrup has ruined it for me, the same way American syrup ruins pancakes.

I can attest that in my 49 years, the first time I heard someone pronounce it “cats-up” was when I moved to Philly 3 years ago. If you want a chuckle, ask a Philly native to say the word “water.”

That’s so nice!! And honestly nice to hear considering all the crazy trolls I’ve been dismissing, lol.

Who tells a stranger she has “nice skin?”

Hey, it’s you! I know you! Jez/GT from way back! Hello!

It almost certainly is

You know, I actually realized a weird thing the other day. While the Bernie-crats have solidly claimed the “more progressive” mantle, everyone I know who supported/still supports that wing is actually way more conservative than me. So, I mean, you do what you gotta do but look around sometime and maybe give some of…

Kim Jong Orange, like most despots and tyrants, lacks the ability to laugh at himself.

I really dislike people going down on me. It has never felt good and gives me anxiety. I’ve tried so hard to find a way to like it, but I just don’t know what it is. I had a boyfriend who really wanted to keep doing it, and I ended up telling him to just not go down on me and he got pissed off and ended up breaking up…

I’m just gonna leave this here...

Then you’re a bad person.

Haha, no apologies! But yes, he is so beautiful. I was lucky enough to meet him once (I lurked outside a theatre after a performance of King Lear) and he was gorgeous in person, too. And really kind and gracious. My mom almost fainted. It was amazing.

Whoa now, my boyfriend Christopher Plummer is Canadian.