Scotland welcomed trump with flags and music:

I actually really hate talking politics with people I don’t know here, especially if they’re white, because way too often I’ve had people unload lengthy descriptions of what they feel is wrong with this country (spoilers: too many brown people and taxes, not enough God) and then had to break it to them that no,…

Awww.

WHAT DID YOU DO???!!?

WAIT A SECOND.

“There is no investigation. I said it was possible. Anything is possible. It was a hypothetical question,”

Truth is truth. It’s not about being a ‘liberal reporter’.

I wanted to go, then planned to go to the on in my city. I helped in the planning here, but can’t go because I have to work. I will be helping people enroll in health insurance while they still can, so adding to the people who will be hurt by this administration. Which is good, everything they do should come with a…

Guess he finds it flattering then.

I love the little Russian pin on Trump’s lapel. It’s the little touches that make these sketches great.

And enjoy your free groin-kick/throat punch.

Sorry but you need to be stopped. Someone must kick you down an open flight of stairs.

And how many times have you been punched or maced trying to perform this trick?

Michael Che is a moronic dickhead but this is not the reason why.

Yes it’s so infuriating that ball-kicking is considered OFF LIMITS. If men don’t want to be kicked in the balls, maybe they should stop ASKING FOR IT by doing fucked-up shit that makes you have to kick them in the balls!

yikes.

This is the sound of one hand crapping

The world to Carrie Fisher: “We love you!”