Well, I guess those are fine, but only if you can shake it off while wearing them.

Jeans with beads on them? Or tuxedo jeans?

I thought it was cute and fun, and I am not a fan of hers. Her music, anyhow. I think she has a good sense of humor about herself nowadays, and I like that. From what I've read/seen, she lacked some self-awareness before, but then I remind myself she was a teenager at the time. I'm sure I was a pain in the ass as…

We are so lucky to have been raised amongst catalogs.

I found some nuts while walking on a trail on my lunch break, and brought them back to the office to ask my resident plant expert what kind they were. She said it was on the tip of her tongue, so I helpfully offered "PINE nut. CASHEW nut. RED PISTACHIO nut." etc. She had no fucking clue what was wrong with me.

I starred because this was interesting, but commenting to say I love your username.

This is so fucking true. THE HOTTEST. Maybe my first crush.

The dirty bastards.

I believe this couple here was the first couple:

"Speak with an eloquence that lets everyone know who's in charge..."

Aw what a sweet girl!

The step counts motivate me, as I am always setting goals based on step counts, how much more I think I can push myself, and how I'm going to do that. Having friends on Fitbit speaks to my competitive side, but competing with myself week to week really motivates me on its own.

It's expensive to get a new vacuum every time you suck up one of the damn things, though.

I rented a house a few years ago, and there was a list of dog breeds they didn't allow in the house. My dog isn't any of those breeds, but some of the dogs on the list made me raise my eyebrows. We asked why breed x was on the list, as whatever it was wasn't known as a "bully breed." (Maybe St Bernard?) The…

I obviously love you for this

Bootstraps!

Duh, racism was over in 1955 when Rosa Parks ended it.

AGREE ALL DAMN DAY.

Even she's asking for it. Duh!

I'm suggesting Satan was named for seitan, not the other way around. But, if it is the other way around, I figure it's the obvious that is the trickery. "They'll think I'd have a more clever way of torturing them. This is perfect!" Though, sauerkraut sounds nothing like Satan, and that's clearly the devil's work…