What I get from that is you're now boning Colbert. GOOD FOR YOU!

...are you slut-shaming the angels?

Motherfuckers Across America

I need some help with something. Lend a motherfucker?

JUST LOOKIT THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!

I don't do shellfish (or any fish). I'm from New England. I know what clam chowder is supposed to be.

Off to have nightmares of giant cats.

I just saw "Tom Hiddleston sucks and here's why" and stopped reading to say

Peace to his family. He did such wonderful things, and made the world a better place.

You clearly awesome ;)

I KNOW! I NEED IT TO BE, TOO!

I'm in awe.

Jesus Christ, you win at giffing.

It's a Thanksgiving miracle.

Wow. So spin. Such dry. So PubMed.

Do you even humor?

Dude, do you even geometry?