I just saw "Tom Hiddleston sucks and here's why" and stopped reading to say

Peace to his family. He did such wonderful things, and made the world a better place.

OMG I MADE THAT PATRICK!

You clearly awesome ;)

I KNOW! I NEED IT TO BE, TOO!

I'm in awe.

Jesus Christ, you win at giffing.

It's a Thanksgiving miracle.

Wow. So spin. Such dry. So PubMed.

Do you even humor?

Dude, do you even geometry?

Bagebers is my new favorite word. This story is so disjointed and amazing. Was the woman the "sear?" Is that a fun aside? What does Germany have to do with this? Why was Jesus clipping his holy toenails in the Czech Republic? Or were the holy toenails lifted from beneath the noses of the Swiss Guard?

Dude, you're on the INTERNET. You can be whatever age you want to be. You can also be Burt Reynolds!

That brings to mind this old SNL sketch. (Transcript; video not available.)

I looooove my esthetician. I don't go to her much for eyebrows as I'm poor right now, so I maintain with tweezers, and then if I fuck up the shape, she fixes it for me.

Oh, I totally didn't think you were advocating the waxing of toddlers' eyebrows. I don't know anything beyond the clip shown, so she could be using those strips that you rub between your hands, which wouldn't involve any dripping of potentially too-hot wax onto a child. It's still pretty gross, though, in the way it…

God told them, is my guess.