Black cats are the foot servants of Satan? Pffft. ALL cats are the foot servants of Satan.

Oh! I didn't know that was just gossip. I assumed it to be true on account of him having a child out of wedlock. Around Queen Elizabeth's jubilee, Time magazine published all kinds of things about different royal families, which prompted me to look up what my friend told me. I thought I'd read she was a waitress,…

The blond one is the one who had a child with the waitress. He was stripped of his title, but it has since been given back. FAR more attractive!

And far more handsome than he looked in the postcard!

Wow. I have a postcard of an official portrait taken about a decade ago from when my friend was there. (I collect weird postcards). When she was there, a big scandal was going on because one of the sons got a waitress pregnant. My friend was correct in her guess as to which one it was.

I want a bear in a chair. Fuck cat in the hat.

My Noptipus is different! That one looks like it's on pavement!

I don't read the comments very often anymore on Gawker or Jez—I almost never participate in Jez comments. I appreciate what you (and others!) share to GT and CT.

Heh. I knew you would point me that way. I have just skimmed so far, but I read something a while ago where disclosed that he's not the one who comes up with what he posts. I did assume that was just the "funny stuff," I figured that the personal stuff was him, but from what I skimmed, I think that's just an…

Can you just assure me it's not George Takei?

That BBQ. Good thing it's disguised, right? If it wasn't, the commies could come and use it. For red meat.

I give my dog showers. She hates the bath so much, but will do whatever I tell her, so she takes them, but with eyes that murder my heart. Showering is far less traumatic for her.

The ones who wait until marriage for the first kiss?

Sean Connery and Judi Dench.

No, I know you're right. I'm going to have to go in for IV fluids if it keeps up. I think if it's not just some 24 hour bug that it's H pylori or giardia rather than E coli. :(

Not going to the authorities after one's been raped isn't unrealistic IMO. I remember her asking if she'd get in trouble if she told them she'd drank, and thought that was a nice touch.

Yeah, I don't think it's that anymore, either. I keep burping sulfur tasting stuff, and there's sulfur in orange rind, so i just assumed. My pharmacist roommate thought it was the acidity of the orange juice (which I had in the middle of the night) plus the acidity from tomatoes which I'd had bothering my stomach. …

Thank you. I NEVER puked. Never, ever, ever. Kind of like that Seinfeld episode where they had "streaks" going. My brother and I had a nine year streak, which is when he broke his, and I broke mine after ten years. Wow, which was ten years ago. Now I get sick all. The. Time. Partly from the effing meds I'm…

I cannot. Stop. Puking.

That's how my boyfriend talks dirty to me.