I don’t think these stunts are really useful.

In a game where the winning scores all of its points on 5 FG, I submitted that person clowned was the viewers.

You blew a once in a lifetime headline.

Maybe he’s an atheist.

So you’re saying you want the Tennessee job, eh? 

Honest question: Why would a top tier candidate want this job? That seems to be the fans expectation. But they need an almost complete rebuild, are a middle of the pack SEC team, dont have the cache of their SEC competitors (at least in an 18-year-old recruit’s eyes) but the expectation will be for championships? It’s…

Two typo’s, huh?

A rising tide lifts all boats!

McAdoo is a finalist for the Wade Phillips Cup, the trophy given out to the NFL coach who looks the most like the assistant manager of a tire store.

Dress code is all grays.

This is the rare Deadspin comment that needs several more paragraphs of explanation.

Are you homeless and/or Jim Tomusula? Who the fuck brings a cup of soup to a bar?

Oh come on, nobody believes you’ve got friends.

Did you mean to type these questions into a google search bar?

Not nearly as shitty as the comments on another site.

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

“Adrian Peterson has been demoted from Saint to Cardinal.”

That’s because you didn’t pair them with thoughts. Guaranteed effective if you send thoughts and prayers.

I mean, it’s cute that you can cherrypick one stat that makes him look not terrible on defense (which he was bad at 3 years ago!), but that shot blocking prowess isn’t much help when the guys he’s defending know he can’t switch or get through picks fast enough to close out on a corner 3, which is how he ended up with…

The friction goes all the way back to the beginning, when Mike thought his name should be first.