I fell out of love with baseball a few years back but I can’t help my self from just looking up his stats a few times a season.

Please stop.

Call me crazy, but I predict Chapman’s contact percentage goes up while on the DL.

#MAGA

Oh, so you wish they were seeded? Pervert.

I look forward to the “faith-healing used to treat concussions” lawsuit.

Still more appetizing than David Beckham’s.

Worked for Barabbas.

The Bears get the honor of really fucking it up this year. You guys are in the clear for once.

If he finds his swing in AA and AAA, who knows, maybe they’ll make Tebow Harvey’s designated best friend and roommate!

Tebow: [Barging into Harvey’s room, jogging in place] Hey Matthew! It’s 4:30, time to hit the gym!
Harvey: [Groggliy] 4:30? Shit, I overslept. Where are we going for dinner?
Tebow: [doing jumping jacks]…

So...he has risen?

These are the worst John Lennon parody lyrics ever.

“Burley ball tosser Matt Harvey was out late at hot meatpacking spot WUUUNOAAACK...”

Considering the Mets’ depleted-ass lineup, ‘anonymous players’ may literally be true, i.e. who the fuck is this guy in a Mets uniform talking to me?

Wasn’t really worth setting up a burner just for that comment, was it?

I read on Variety that Jay Cutler is writing and directing and starring in a live-action reimagining of the MTV show Daria.

Zukka’s Thoughts is a thing. The people love it! I’ll bet even Drew himself has a light chuckle.

This was really enjoyable.

...that’s a fair point. BUT, this is the Internet and I will not admit to being wrong.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_equivalence